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Sex Ramp Allowed World's Fattest Man Consummate His Wedding

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Manuel Uribe, who was once considered the fattest man in the world, managed to successfully complete his marriage.

Help came from his friends who exclusively for their huge boddy constructed a meter-long "sex ramp."

The 47-year-old Uribe got married 2 weeks ago.

He arrived to the ceremony in a flatbed truck, though he managed to lose 300kg for the wedding, reported Daily Star.

It is worth mentioning that there was a time when the man weighted not less than 570kg.

Due to his enormous weight, Manuel was not able to consummate his wedding. Then his friends came up with an idea to build him a sex ramp with resistant concrete. The ramp allowed the man to raise the lower half of his body and his wife received a better access to Uribe's private parts.

The happy husband said that together with his wife they were able to finally have sex and that they were "a true couple in the eyes of God."

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//46 Oct 30, 2013 05:29 PM | posted by: Peter
//35,we all have issues... Some see 'em as problems, others as challenges... Good thing he has overcome his, so instead of laughing @ or judging him, we better deal with ours
5 votes

//45 Feb 22, 2012 04:48 AM | posted by: Hello Kitty Swaqqa
First of all some of yall cannot be talkin cause yall is probably fat weighing 170-270 maybe so treat others how you want to be treated......and clara some people just have feeling for people so dont take it up on them, because they didnt do no king of harm to you in fact they probably dont even know you so treat others how you want to be treated......peace and swaqqq
5 votes

//44 Feb 22, 2012 04:47 AM | posted by: Hello Kitty Swagga
First of all some of yall cannot be talkin cause yall is probably fat weighing 170-270 maybe so treat others how you want to be treated......and clara some people just have feeling for people so dont take it up on them, because they didnt do no king of harm to you in fact they probably dont even know you so treat others how you want to be treated......peace and swaqqq
8 votes

//43 Jun 17, 2011 05:23 PM | posted by: noneya
most of yall r sayin fat people have feelings now yes if he was ugly ten he shouldnt be judgesd now im not saying u shuld judge but it is half of the tie your fault but think bout it this way 3 over 4 americans are fat and probly all the people that are callin him fat think abot it this waay are u fat r yourfrieds fat is your parents ffatis your boyfrieand or girlfrieand fat do u judge them
9 votes

//42 May 12, 2011 05:51 PM | posted by: PREGNANT
IFF I WAS THAT FAT I WONT CUZ IM ONLY HAVIN A BABY AND ITS NOT NICE BEACAUSE IM SMALL AND MY 2 BABY
16 votes

//41 Feb 13, 2011 04:34 AM | posted by: Anonymous
The amount of judgment in the comments here is crazy. Fat's a turn-off to you, that's completely fine. Then don't date/have sex with fat people. You don't have to. Evidently, fat isn't a turn-off for this woman. Or something about this man (his personality? Impossible!) is enough to entice her to look beyond his fat. That's her choice. Instead of being disgusted and judgmental, shouldn't you be glad that they're dating each other and not taking people that you might find attractive out of your potential dating pool?
14 votes

//40 Nov 12, 2010 11:03 PM | posted by: thefone [InfoKID]
Some people need to harden the fk up! Seriously!

"He's over-weight... imagine how hard it is to be him... fat people have feelings to..." FFS! Wake up you do-gooder moral high ground taking feminists.

This guy didn't just wake up and get a little over-weight here, he was 570 KILOGRAMS!!!!

Sure, well done for losing 300 cos that is pretty amazing, but he surely got himself into that situation to start with and to do nothing about it when you weigh 150 is bad enough. At what point did this guy actually have the intelligence to go, you know what, I'm getting pretttttty fat, I should do something about it...

No.

He laid on his fat ass, and kept eating, 200, 300, 400, 500 Kg's "roll" past and he still does nothing.

So lets be honest with ourselves. It is far too easy for all these tree hugging emotionally intellectual posters to say we shouldn't judge people. If it wasn't such a big deal, WHY IS THERE EVEN AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT???

If we are not to judge, why pity?

As human beings we are genetically coded to assess and compare other people based on appearance for competition and mating. A large part of peoples appearance tells us their intelligence, strength, etc...

Sure, he might be a nice guy. But I'm not going to say he deserves to be felt sorry for, because he was DUMB and made bad choices. Being ridiculed and judged is a consequence of his actions, no one else's.



Well done on getting laid though.
16 votes

//39 Oct 29, 2010 01:19 AM | posted by: lisa
for you guy thats can talk bad about someone that cant help weight i fell bad for you all you dont have respect for anyone some of the nice people out is people like this what if this was you would you want to be called name iam sure you woulnt
13 votes

//38 Oct 17, 2010 02:54 PM | posted by: webtechpatna.com
most probably the girl wants to suicide.....
hats off to her that she chose this way ....... enjoying suicide...
14 votes

//37 Jun 16, 2010 03:55 PM | posted by: //20
DUDE! //17 is a real pussy! this is what he said!
GOD! What a huge and ugly fat ass!


"Wow! I am so impressed with all the comments here. You came up with some really great ones!

It takes a lot of guts to sit at your computers and type something in about someone you don't even see or have to face; someone that is defenseless. Then, to take such care constructing something linguistically interesting, with the correct wording, grammar, adding all the punctuation and complete sentences, I'm so proud of you all! You have evolved so much! If only God could see us now..."
14 votes

//36 Apr 21, 2010 01:58 PM | posted by: pooperman [InfoTOT]
No doubt she put a bag on her head & a clothes peg on her nose whilst doing the deed. He must be very wealthy or something otherwise he'd be single until the day he exploded, seriously......how could someone be attracted to a lump of fat that just lays there 24/7, let me guess.........she really enjoys wiping his butt! Maybe she's retarded & thinks he's a typical example of a human male? I suppose we shouldn't laugh, the way the world is going we can expect to see the cement slab sex ramp in the shops in 10 years time because society is eating itself to death. Im from Australia & 60% are over weight.......60%!!!!! FAT is a huge turn off & an eyesore!
17 votes

//35 Apr 21, 2010 01:53 PM | posted by: Terence
No doubt she put a bag on her head & a clothes peg on her nose whilst doing the deed. He must be very wealthy or something otherwise he'd be single until the day he exploded, seriously......how could someone be attracted to a lump of fat that just lays there 24/7, let me guess.........she really enjoys wiping his butt! Maybe she's retarded & thinks he's a typical example of a human male? I suppose we shouldn't laugh, the way the world is going we can expect to see the cement slab sex ramp in the shops in 10 years time because society is eating itself to death. Im from Australia & 60% are over weight.......60%!!!!! FAT is a huge turn off & an eyesore!
17 votes

//34 Mar 13, 2010 02:47 AM | posted by: Pedro
I fear the day that that sex ramp is going to come down on them. Also "In the eyes of god" to be a true couple... well let's just say... I don't believe god would be anywhere near pleased if in his eyes this kind of abomonation tookplace.
14 votes

//33 Nov 13, 2009 04:30 AM | posted by: theflirt101
ok i feel so sorry for him but what da hell how did he get married..he's a lucky man and i'm a gurl
16 votes

//32 Oct 13, 2009 08:24 PM | posted by: jared
hes fat
14 votes

//31 Sep 11, 2009 09:36 PM | posted by: zoltar13
omg hes fn fat
17 votes

//30 Aug 25, 2009 10:26 PM | posted by: monica
sweet
21 votes

//28 Jul 12, 2009 12:16 PM | posted by: me
way to go man make us fat guys proud of who we are
23 votes

//27 Jul 08, 2009 11:48 PM | posted by: davina
i fell really sorry 4 him. i have a aunt that is fat a she fells horrabl. and she weghs half of him.:
19 votes

//26 Jun 26, 2009 11:09 PM | posted by: marisa
i feeelll soo sad for you !!! bye lose weight
19 votes

//25 Jun 24, 2009 11:21 AM | posted by: THATSIT
Hes SO FAT HE'LL PROBABLY EXPLODE ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!
25 votes

//24 Jun 10, 2009 06:04 AM | posted by: lol
lol at the hippies tryin to take the moral high ground....he's a fat fuck, hell probably die because of it so dont defend him....u dont genetically get that fat, its progessive....hes a dirty greedy bastard
17 votes

//23 Jun 01, 2009 01:56 AM | posted by: Lily
You know what I think is great, is that Manuel speaks and reads only SPANISH, so all you stupid monolinguals who post your ugly comments in a attempt to hurt his feelings are getting nowhere, lol. So post on you stupid people, he can't understand a word of your hate.
18 votes

//22 May 31, 2009 10:39 PM | posted by: chantal
many people in this world are like to judge others think about everyone has a problem.You are the person you do not then you do not live on this earth.Manual we can see his problem he has good spirit about him that keeps him going that why he will succeed.my self being over weight i know what feels like to be judge by your size,it all about attitude.
19 votes

//21 Apr 25, 2009 02:54 PM | posted by: sagar
//17,
18 votes

//20 Apr 12, 2009 01:29 AM | posted by: tracy
good for you i hope you enjoyed it , please try scottish slimers diet i did and lost 2 stone no bother.
21 votes

//19 Apr 07, 2009 06:38 PM | posted by: tigercoder [InfoTOT]
Wow! I am so impressed with all the comments here. You came up with some really great ones!

It takes a lot of guts to sit at your computers and type something in about someone you don't even see or have to face; someone that is defenseless. Then, to take such care constructing something linguistically interesting, with the correct wording, grammar, adding all the punctuation and complete sentences, I'm so proud of you all! You have evolved so much! If only God could see us now...
18 votes

//18 Apr 07, 2009 06:37 PM | posted by: TigerCoder
Wow! I am so impressed with all the comments here. You came up with some really great ones!

It takes a lot of guts to sit at your computers and type something in about someone you don't even see or have to face; someone that is defenseless. Then, to take such care constructing something linguistically interesting, with the correct wording, grammar, adding all the punctuation and complete sentences, I'm so proud of you all! You have evolved so much! If only God could see us now...
20 votes

//17 Apr 06, 2009 07:34 PM | posted by: Dan
Wow! I am so impressed with all the comments here. You came up with some really great ones!

It takes a lot of guts to sit at your computers and type something in about someone you don't even see or have to face; someone that is defenseless. Then, to take such care constructing something linguistically interesting, with the correct wording, grammar, adding all the punctuation and complete sentences, I'm so proud of you all! You have evolved so much! If only God could see us now...
17 votes

//16 Mar 12, 2009 11:27 AM | posted by: josh
oi fatty go get sum slim pills yu dinn
19 votes

//15 Feb 10, 2009 10:18 AM | posted by: Meeso Hohny
Where can I find the video?
18 votes

//14 Jan 26, 2009 03:43 AM | posted by: yAyA
you all crack me up...it's a sad world...fat is a misery
27 votes

//13 Dec 30, 2008 12:42 AM | posted by: Haley
you are fat
21 votes

//12 Dec 05, 2008 01:51 AM | posted by: Mr. Boner
I'd bone him.
26 votes

//11 Dec 05, 2008 12:28 AM | posted by: retrdfcker
He looks like a Hutt from Star Wars
22 votes

//10 Dec 04, 2008 03:19 AM | posted by: bobert
Its good to know people like him can still procreate. Our gene pool will thank us I'm sure.
17 votes

//9 Nov 28, 2008 05:53 AM | posted by: Unknown
I cant even begin to imagine...
19 votes

//8 Nov 25, 2008 08:47 PM | posted by: Moi
ew
21 votes

//7 Nov 25, 2008 08:37 PM | posted by: LONELY65
IVE BEEN WITH AN OLDER MAN WHO IS 12 YEARS OLDER THAN ME WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 5 YEARS MARRIED FOR 2. WE HAVE NEVER CONSUMATED OUR MARRAIGE. I THOUGHT IT WAS A PROCESS TO HELP HIM BE UNDERSTANDING BUT HE WONT TALK ABOUT IT. OUR WEDDING NIGHT WAS A DISASTER....HE WENT STRAIGHT TO BED. I AM 43 YRS OLD TOO YOUNG TO BE ALONE. I FELT AT FIRST HE HAD EVERYTHING I WAS MISSING.FROM MY FIRST MARRAIGE REAL INTIMACY BUT I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN. IM TORN ON WHAT TO DO. HE LOVES ME ALOT BUT HE HAS ME QUESTIONING ME AS A WOMEN. I FEEL UGLY. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAPPILY EVER AFTER?
18 votes

//6 Nov 22, 2008 08:57 AM | posted by: Crumb Cake
His wife probably hated that guy's friends for making that ramp. I'm sure she was real eager to climb onto his callused, discolored, and fat smothered wrinkle stick, which probably smells like the inside of a fake leg on a hot day.

Props to the man for getting her to do all that though. Truly an inspiration to people who think they will never get some lovin' before they die.
20 votes

//5 Nov 22, 2008 06:08 AM | posted by: sam [InfoTOT]
First of all, well done losing 300kg. Ask anyone how hard it is to lose a stone.

Secondly, I'm glad he's found love. His wife must love him.

Thirdly, what great friends he has.

No-one likes being overweight. It is all too easy to insult and cast stones - and remember, he's cast more stones than anyone can throw.

I don't suppose anyone can say he's physically attractive. So, he must be a special guy to get a girl to fall in love with him.

I've seen a couple of comments such as "I ... cant even begin to imagine ... " You don't need to. How many of us are ageing without someone to hold at night? He isn't.

How many of us still have to go through those awful dates trying to find someone we can even bear to have dinner with? He doesn't.

Good luck lad. Hope you can lose more weight for your health's sake. I wish you and your wife a life of love and happiness.

Just put the stones into a rockery. Anyone who has stones to throw .... put them into his rockery too; then wonder why he is married and has such good friends and you are alone, casting stones and surfing the internet.

Intrapersonal communication can be a good thing sometimes.

Good luck ace. i wish you and your beloved well.

17 votes

//4 Nov 21, 2008 07:26 PM | posted by: me
fat a$
20 votes

//3 Nov 21, 2008 01:09 PM | posted by: Genesis [InfoTOT]
i...cant even begin to imagine...
18 votes

//2 Nov 21, 2008 01:08 PM | posted by: allsummer
i...cant even begin to imagine...
21 votes

//1 Nov 20, 2008 10:10 PM | posted by: clara
So gross, what's worse, to never get married at all or to have you wedding night on a cement slab "sex ramp"!?

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