Wednesday, 19 Nov, 2008
Offbeat
Sex Ramp Allowed World's Fattest Man Consummate His Wedding
Manuel Uribe, who was once considered the fattest man in the world, managed to successfully complete his marriage. Help came from his friends who exclusively for their huge boddy constructed a meter-long "sex ramp."
The 47-year-old Uribe got married 2 weeks ago. He arrived to the ceremony in a flatbed truck, though he managed to lose 300kg for the wedding, reported Daily Star. It is worth mentioning that there was a time when the man weighted not less than 570kg.
Due to his enormous weight, Manuel was not able to consummate his wedding. Then his friends came up with an idea to build him a sex ramp with resistant concrete. The ramp allowed the man to raise the lower half of his body and his wife received a better access to Uribe's private parts.
The happy husband said that together with his wife they were able to finally have sex and that they were "a true couple in the eyes of God."
Take part in a poll on the most unusual place you've ever had sex.
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//34 Mar 12, 2010 06:47 PM | posted by:
Pedro - I fear the day that that sex ramp is going to come down on them. Also "In the eyes of god" to be a true couple... well let's just say... I don't believe god would be anywhere near pleased if in his eyes this kind of abomonation tookplace.
- 1 votes
//33 Nov 12, 2009 08:30 PM | posted by: theflirt101 - ok i feel so sorry for him but what da hell how did he get married..he's a lucky man and i'm a gurl
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//32 Oct 13, 2009 11:24 AM | posted by: jared - hes fat
- 1 votes
//31 Sep 11, 2009 12:36 PM | posted by: zoltar13 - omg hes fn fat
- 3 votes
//30 Aug 25, 2009 01:26 PM | posted by: monica - sweet
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//28 Jul 12, 2009 03:16 AM | posted by: me - way to go man make us fat guys proud of who we are
- 4 votes
//27 Jul 08, 2009 02:48 PM | posted by: davina - i fell really sorry 4 him. i have a aunt that is fat a she fells horrabl. and she weghs half of him.:
- 2 votes
//26 Jun 26, 2009 02:09 PM | posted by: marisa - i feeelll soo sad for you !!! bye lose weight
- 2 votes
//25 Jun 24, 2009 02:21 AM | posted by: THATSIT - Hes SO FAT HE'LL PROBABLY EXPLODE ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!
- 7 votes
//24 Jun 09, 2009 09:04 PM | posted by: lol - lol at the hippies tryin to take the moral high ground....he's a fat fuck, hell probably die because of it so dont defend him....u dont genetically get that fat, its progessive....hes a dirty greedy bastard
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//23 May 31, 2009 04:56 PM | posted by: Lily - You know what I think is great, is that Manuel speaks and reads only SPANISH, so all you stupid monolinguals who post your ugly comments in a attempt to hurt his feelings are getting nowhere, lol. So post on you stupid people, he can't understand a word of your hate.
- 3 votes
//22 May 31, 2009 01:39 PM | posted by: chantal - many people in this world are like to judge others think about everyone has a problem.You are the person you do not then you do not live on this earth.Manual we can see his problem he has good spirit about him that keeps him going that why he will succeed.my self being over weight i know what feels like to be judge by your size,it all about attitude.
- 5 votes
//21 Apr 25, 2009 05:54 AM | posted by: sagar - //17,
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//20 Apr 11, 2009 04:29 PM | posted by: tracy - good for you i hope you enjoyed it , please try scottish slimers diet i did and lost 2 stone no bother.
- 6 votes
//19 Apr 07, 2009 09:38 AM | posted by:
tigercoder [InfoTOT]
- Wow! I am so impressed with all the comments here. You came up with some really great ones!
It takes a lot of guts to sit at your computers and type something in about someone you don't even see or have to face; someone that is defenseless. Then, to take such care constructing something linguistically interesting, with the correct wording, grammar, adding all the punctuation and complete sentences, I'm so proud of you all! You have evolved so much! If only God could see us now... - 5 votes
//18 Apr 07, 2009 09:37 AM | posted by: TigerCoder - Wow! I am so impressed with all the comments here. You came up with some really great ones!
It takes a lot of guts to sit at your computers and type something in about someone you don't even see or have to face; someone that is defenseless. Then, to take such care constructing something linguistically interesting, with the correct wording, grammar, adding all the punctuation and complete sentences, I'm so proud of you all! You have evolved so much! If only God could see us now... - 3 votes
//17 Apr 06, 2009 10:34 AM | posted by: Dan - Wow! I am so impressed with all the comments here. You came up with some really great ones!
It takes a lot of guts to sit at your computers and type something in about someone you don't even see or have to face; someone that is defenseless. Then, to take such care constructing something linguistically interesting, with the correct wording, grammar, adding all the punctuation and complete sentences, I'm so proud of you all! You have evolved so much! If only God could see us now... - 4 votes
//16 Mar 12, 2009 03:27 AM | posted by: josh - oi fatty go get sum slim pills yu dinn
- 4 votes
//15 Feb 10, 2009 02:18 AM | posted by: Meeso Hohny - Where can I find the video?
- 5 votes
//14 Jan 25, 2009 07:43 PM | posted by: yAyA - you all crack me up...it's a sad world...fat is a misery
- 11 votes
//13 Dec 29, 2008 04:42 PM | posted by: Haley - you are fat
- 6 votes
//12 Dec 04, 2008 05:51 PM | posted by: Mr. Boner - I'd bone him.
- 10 votes
//11 Dec 04, 2008 04:28 PM | posted by: retrdfcker - He looks like a Hutt from Star Wars
- 5 votes
//10 Dec 03, 2008 07:19 PM | posted by: bobert - Its good to know people like him can still procreate. Our gene pool will thank us I'm sure.
- 4 votes
//9 Nov 27, 2008 09:53 PM | posted by: Unknown - I cant even begin to imagine...
- 4 votes
//8 Nov 25, 2008 12:47 PM | posted by: Moi - ew
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//7 Nov 25, 2008 12:37 PM | posted by: LONELY65 - IVE BEEN WITH AN OLDER MAN WHO IS 12 YEARS OLDER THAN ME WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 5 YEARS MARRIED FOR 2. WE HAVE NEVER CONSUMATED OUR MARRAIGE. I THOUGHT IT WAS A PROCESS TO HELP HIM BE UNDERSTANDING BUT HE WONT TALK ABOUT IT. OUR WEDDING NIGHT WAS A DISASTER....HE WENT STRAIGHT TO BED. I AM 43 YRS OLD TOO YOUNG TO BE ALONE. I FELT AT FIRST HE HAD EVERYTHING I WAS MISSING.FROM MY FIRST MARRAIGE REAL INTIMACY BUT I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN. IM TORN ON WHAT TO DO. HE LOVES ME ALOT BUT HE HAS ME QUESTIONING ME AS A WOMEN. I FEEL UGLY. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAPPILY EVER AFTER?
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//6 Nov 22, 2008 12:57 AM | posted by: Crumb Cake - His wife probably hated that guy's friends for making that ramp. I'm sure she was real eager to climb onto his callused, discolored, and fat smothered wrinkle stick, which probably smells like the inside of a fake leg on a hot day.
Props to the man for getting her to do all that though. Truly an inspiration to people who think they will never get some lovin' before they die. - 5 votes
//5 Nov 21, 2008 10:08 PM | posted by:
sam [InfoTOT]
- First of all, well done losing 300kg. Ask anyone how hard it is to lose a stone.
Secondly, I'm glad he's found love. His wife must love him.
Thirdly, what great friends he has.
No-one likes being overweight. It is all too easy to insult and cast stones - and remember, he's cast more stones than anyone can throw.
I don't suppose anyone can say he's physically attractive. So, he must be a special guy to get a girl to fall in love with him.
I've seen a couple of comments such as "I ... cant even begin to imagine ... " You don't need to. How many of us are ageing without someone to hold at night? He isn't.
How many of us still have to go through those awful dates trying to find someone we can even bear to have dinner with? He doesn't.
Good luck lad. Hope you can lose more weight for your health's sake. I wish you and your wife a life of love and happiness.
Just put the stones into a rockery. Anyone who has stones to throw .... put them into his rockery too; then wonder why he is married and has such good friends and you are alone, casting stones and surfing the internet.
Intrapersonal communication can be a good thing sometimes.
Good luck ace. i wish you and your beloved well.
- 4 votes
//4 Nov 21, 2008 11:26 AM | posted by: me - fat a$
- 4 votes
//3 Nov 21, 2008 05:09 AM | posted by:
Genesis [InfoTOT]
- i...cant even begin to imagine...
- 3 votes
//2 Nov 21, 2008 05:08 AM | posted by: allsummer - i...cant even begin to imagine...
- 4 votes
//1 Nov 20, 2008 02:10 PM | posted by: clara - So gross, what's worse, to never get married at all or to have you wedding night on a cement slab "sex ramp"!?
